I am sitting in the kitchen thinking bout my girl
oh she is so beautiful I’d like to buy her pearls
I would build a house for her where we both could live
but I’ve got a problem I’m not rich
So I’ve made up my mind and I’ve been thinking very hard
the solution is a song that shoots into the charts
I would be a popstar, lots of money, lots of fame
and suddenly everybody would know our name
They would write about us in those coloured magazines
you would make advertisements for a trademark-jeans
oh you’d look that beautiful - nothing on but pans
but I would not agree to that and your further plans
Cos suddenly Hollywood would be interested in you
they’d offer you to make a movie, maybe even two
sure you’d like to go but I’d say:
Now you would get real angry maybe you’d call me a rat
you’d slam the door behind you and you know I don’t like that
later I would meet you in a bar that they call hip
and we would talk about us and our relationship
And so we’d argue bout our love all the whole night through
and while we argue I remember none of this is true
this song is not a popsong and it ain’t in the charts
so the only thing to offer you is my little heart
at three o’ clock in the morning I offer you my little heart
sitting in an ice cold kitchen the popstar offers you
his little heart
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